i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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