So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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