I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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