Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
