if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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