My nipple is on Facebook.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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