Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i think im in europe. pls send help
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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