OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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