He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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