Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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