peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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