I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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