Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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