okay pat passed out under dana's car
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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