what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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