people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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