Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he wants to bone in the snuggie
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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