it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
there's paper in my vomit.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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