She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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