When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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