Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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