Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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