Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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