we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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