That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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