I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
