don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Mom said you looked used
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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