I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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