She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
