bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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