This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Randomize
