that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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