whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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