I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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