I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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