At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Also, beer. Big fan.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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