Don't you send me to vm
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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