the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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