are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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