Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Will you blow on my dice?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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