Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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