Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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