I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
