He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Two words: blizzard sex
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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