it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Shitshow foam night was such a success
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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