so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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