nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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