bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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