So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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