There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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